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Subject No. 007926

Common names "RYAN" , "mmmmphhfff"

SEX: YES
PRONOUNS: he/him/his/neos
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: taken
HOW TO ADDRESS THE SUBJECT

No. 007926 is the least promising of the subjects for the 1981 initiative. The decision has been made to keep him for his good looks. Further elaboration later on in the file.

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DO NOT INTERACT WITH SUBJECT IF YOU:

  • Are homophobic, racist, transphobic, any other kind of bigoted

  • Are anti neopronoun/xenogender

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BEFORE YOU FOLLOW THE SUBJECT PLEASE CONSIDER:

  • No. 007926 cannot read tone, and therefore asks you use tone tags

  • No. 007926 talks very openly about his dead family members

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MUSICAL ACTS THE SUBJECT HAS SEEN IN CONCERT:

  • Coldplay (Head Full of Dreams Tour)

  • Waterparks (A Night Out on Earth Tour)

  • Death Cab for a Cute (Georgia EP Tour)

  • Death Cab for Cute & The Postal Service (Transatlanticism & Give Up 20th Anniversary Tour)

PLAYLISTS THE SUBJECT OFTEN LISTENS TO:

No. 007962 always shuffles his playlists, but never the albums he listens to

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OTHER MEDIA THE SUBJECT ENJOYS:

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • Fullmetal Alchemist

  • Lockwood and Co

  • My Little Pony

  • Pointcrow

  • Splatoon

  • Studio Ghibli movies

  • The Twilight Saga

  • The Legend of Zelda

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